I love the sun.
My favorite place to be is on a beach. Just the smell of Coppertone can transport me. Which is a little ironic, since I have fair skin that burns suuuuuper easily. I’ve been cursed blessed with an ivory epidermis ever since I was a little kid. I can remember my nanny slathering sunscreen on my little body before swim team practice on summer mornings. And then of course, there were the rebellious teenage years, where all I did was lather myself in Hawaiian Tropic body oil, hoping I could singe my sensitive skin out of existence. Poor skin! I’m so sorry for all those years I treated you so brutally.
Would you get a load of that face? I die.